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• It was the best of times; it was the worst of time
  it was the age of foolishness; it was the age of wisdom....
• It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done
  it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known....
• A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.
  The Metamorphosis LITE(tm) -- by Franz Kafka A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed....
• A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
  Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) -- by Fyodor Dostoevski A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes....
• Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture?
  walking in a trance toward a pregnant seventeen-year-old housewife's two-day-old cookbook?...
• A Farewell to Arms. -- Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook
• Star Trek II: A Tale of Two Starships. "Dee starship,dee starship,bo
• Put your Dickens sideways.
• 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog" -- Japanese Cookbook