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BLUNDERBUSS -- Kissing The Bride At A Shotgun Wedding.
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BLUNDERBUSS -- Kissing the bride at a shotgun wedding.
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A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.
Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's.
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Get MS-DOS 6.0...Bill Gates needs to buy a wedding gift for his bride.
We noticed that the bride was pregnant. So at the wedding everyone threw puffed rice.
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I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...
Basic ceremony's twenty bucks. Here's your license.
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Your father just kissed a bride and got himself a black eye.
I know everyone does it, but not seven years after the wedding....
SMILEY (:-* kissing