At Christmastime, even Santa Claus wouldn't give you love or hope unless
you met his impossible conditions: "Have you been a good boy all year?"
Damn him! Damn Santa Claus--has anybody ever been a good boy all year? ...
"He's making a list, and checking it twice, He's gonna find out who's
naughty or nice." Who the hell did he think he was? J. Edgar Hoover?
-- Allan Sherman