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• Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
• Why didn't Dr. Pepper have any children? He only comes in a bottle.
• Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. -- Victor Borge
• SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS.
  . He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!...
• Santa Claus wears a red suit He's a Communist. He has long hair and a beard Must be a pacifist.
  And what's in the pipe that he's smoking? Santa Claus comes in your house at night....
• At Christmastime, even Santa Claus wouldn't give you love or hope unless you met his impossible conditio
  Have you been a good boy all year?" Damn him! Damn Santa Claus--has anybody ever been a good boy all year?...
• A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
  -- James Gould Cozze...
• The only one who's good to me, is Santa Claus, a fantasy.