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• Why didn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• At Christmastime, even Santa Claus wouldn't give you love or hope unless you met his impossible conditio
  Have you been a good boy all year?" Damn him! Damn Santa Claus--has anybody ever been a good boy all year?...
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• So, you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout!
  I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming, to town....
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...