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• My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
• Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
• I can't stop my leg!!!
• Just how much leg have I got?
• You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is, and he says "roff!
  off!", well, I'll just have to......
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
• Leg O'SAM. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe