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What Are Kids, Really, But Little Stupid People Who Live In Your House And Don't Pay Rent?
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What are kids, really, but little stupid people who live in your house and
don't pay rent?
-- Rick Reynolds
Related:
People who can least afford to pay rent pay rent. -- Perlweig's First Law
Perlsweig's Law: People who can least afford to pay rent have to.
People who can most afford to pay rent build up equity....
People who can most afford to pay rent build equity. -- Perlweig's Second Law
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room in heaven. MUHAMMED ALI
Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
What this country needs is a toller hog, for people to live higher off. -- Don Riley
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
DICKHEAD A close relative of the penis brain, dickheads can be found in all the major centres of the universe, doing really irritating and stupid things.
The term "Dickhead" was coined by explorer Sir Jimmy Criquet, who had visited the island of Dikhedos, just off Greece....
People who write on shit house walls Roll their shit into little balls People who read these words of wit Eat the little balls of shit.