What are you wearing around your neck?
Ah. It's my new ruff.
You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate.
It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes
me look _rather sexy_...
To another plate-swallowing bird, perhaps...if it was blind and hadn't
had it in months...
-- Edmund and Percy : Head
All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around
you. Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making
average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents,
insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll
realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins
in the Sears menswear department dress....
