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• Bart: I'm going to get the dog back! Homer: [off-camera, distant] The good dog or the bad dog?
  Bart: The bad dog. Homer: Ah good. -- Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha gonna do....
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  Compare code grinder. See also punched card, eighty-column mind....
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• How you gonna do it? SLiMeR It!
• Why fall in love when there's better things to do?
• I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
  Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
• Anyone can act, But turn out the lights and ain't no one gonna see ya do it ;-)
• I don't do it for the money. -- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal