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• Why do fools fall in love?
• Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
• Men are better when they are old; things when they are new.
• Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
  Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....
• Why do I do these things to myself?
• Things work better when assembled correctly.
• You could do better, but why bother?
• Love is so much better when you are not married.
• When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour.
  -- How do people in love typically behave? -- Wendy, age 8...