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• Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Bart: "Just do the line", "Just do the line"...what's going to happen to me?
  [He imagines the future set of "The Match Game"] Announce...
• ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• CFE Call Field Engineer [What do you call them?]
• What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
• What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
• What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik.
• You wouldn't believe what she can do with a carton of milk and a tuning fork!