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• Say what you want about President Richard Nixon. How many people do you know who could get elected President when no one voted for them.
  Ever run on to anyone who admitted voting for Richard Nixon?...
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• I do- I do- I do- I do- what any normal person would do at that age.
  You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard....
• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
  and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
• I would not like to be a political leader in Russia.
  They never know when they're being taped. -- Richard Nixon I love America....
• If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?
  John Cleese...
• In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...
• Bart: [reading a sign] On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled back-to-back 300 games.
  Homer: Yeah, right. -- Would he lie to you? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...