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What Do You Get When You Kiss A Galactic Frog? Star Warts.
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What do you get when you kiss a galactic frog?
Star Warts.
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How would you like walking around with a frog in your drawers that you couldn't get rid of?
What an astute metaphore for the masculine condition. -- Dawn/Charlie...
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May you have eyes like a hawk and a spouse with warts.
Analyzing humour is like analyzing a frog : you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
Know what to kiss... and when.
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