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How Would You Like Walking Around With A Frog In Your Drawers That You Couldn't Get Rid Of?
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How would you like walking around with a frog in your drawers
that you couldn't get rid of?
What an astute metaphore for the masculine condition.
-- Dawn/Charlie
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