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What Do You Mean, 'almost Dead'?" "Well, When You Stop Breathing, And Moving Around, And Seeing Things.
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"What do you mean, 'almost dead'?" "Well, when you stop breathing, and
moving around, and seeing things... that kind of almost dead."
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What do you know of wants and feelings? Nothing...Well almost nothing.
-- Lutan and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...
What do you give a dead baby for xmas? A dead puppy.
You are almost there.
Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
What do they mean, school doesn't prepare you for life?
What better preparation than cafeteria food to prepare you for what you will eat in flight on almost any airline?...
The people around you will finally know peace and happiness... when you're dead!
If you stop to think about it, you're already dead.
One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....