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• Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• I would like to know What I was fencing in And what I was fencing out. -- Robert Fro
• Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Why would anybody want to use taglines????
• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
  Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
• As ill-luck would have it. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap.
  ii...
• Insanity would be seeing the world as it is, and not as it ought to be. -- Don Quixote