Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me.
Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me? No girls like me. [pause] Are
you wearing a wire?
Lisa: I don't know why I like you, I just do. So... what do you
think?
Nelson: It's okay... I guess. Do I have to do anything?
Lisa: Well, would you like to come over to my house after school?
Nelson: Okay. But if anybody sees us, I'm just there to steal your
bike.
-- Nelson's views on dating, "Lisa's Date With Density"
