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• There is a rope hanging from the ceiling.
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
• They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
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• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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• A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark