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• The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
• What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
• NEIGHBOUR One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the stree
  but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned when your burglar alarm goes off when you're on holiday....
• Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm.
  The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up....
• Nowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts, remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm.
  .....