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At Least I Thought I Was Dancing, 'til Somebody Stepped On My Hand. -- J.
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At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J. B. White
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at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J. B. White...
At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. -- J.B. White
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
My superiority complex turned out to be an inferiority complex.
I said, "Great, that makes me the least of my problems." -- Sara B. Siriu...
I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move about. -- Tony Hancock
Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree?
The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk....
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
-- Rita Rudne...