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• VIRGIN -- A girl who won't take in what her boyfriend is taking out.
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
• Beneath this stone a virgin lies, For her life held no terrors.
  A virgin born, a virgin died: No hits, no runs, no errors....
• I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
  and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
• Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whack
  When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one!...
• Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
  Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....