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ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
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I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
-- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...
That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
The cow story is unlikely - cows are valuable, and don't fit into automatic teller machine slots.
-- ho95c.att.com!wc...
Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
-- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
Even though Mr. Chisel was cleared on all counts of bank fraud, the judge sentenced him to 1000 hours of community service - just in case.
-- Marshall, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0
Remember to say hello to your bank teller.
You tell 'em Cashier, I'm a poor teller.