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What's A 68? She Goes Down On You, And You Owe Her One.
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What's a 68? She goes down on you, and you owe her one.
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A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
"A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?...
68: Do me now and I'll owe you one.
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty.
And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ....
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Murphy's Law applied to Newton's....