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A Man Meets A Girl At A Party And Asks Her If She Fancies A Quick 68.
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A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
"A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?"
"Simple," says the bloke,"you give me a blow-job and I owe you one..."
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