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• What's really gross? Eating the raisins off fly paper.
• What's grosser that gross? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.
• Fredom of the Press = US Mint.
• A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
  -- Haliburto...
• You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
  -- Ronald Reagan (really...I'm not kidding)...
• Hemorrhaging Brain" : peppermint schnapps in a shot or martini glass with *VERY* cold Bailey's Irish Cream poured *slowly* onto top (for the brain effect).
  And a dash of Grenadine. Really gross looking but very tasty!...
• Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
  Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!