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• I saw this old woman digging for food through a garbage can.
  I don't know about you folks. I have a lot of love for old women going through garbage cans....
• If you hide your generic food cans at the bottom of the garbage can, you can legitimately be called a snob.
• Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
• What's really gross? Eating the mint in the urinal.
• What's really gross? Eating the raisins off fly paper.
• Choosy cats prefer Logitech mice, 10 to 1...
• Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1
• I'm one with the Universe---on a scale from 1 to 10.
• D'ya think the rain'll hurt the rhubarb? Not if it's in cans.
  What, the rain, or the rhubarb?... -- ? -- Raising Arizona...