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• Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway. Lisa: Hey, come on! Those are prescription shoes.
  I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties!...
• farming: [Adelaide University, Australia] n. What the heads of a disk drive are said to do when they plow little furrows in the magnetic media.
  Associated with a {crash}. Typically used as follow...
• They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!
• They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!
• You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
  -- James L. Blankenship...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....