Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake. Homer's not
even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few
"refreshments." [chuckles]
Marge: Thank you for your concern, Helen. Homer isn't drinking today.
Helen: Oh! I think it's lovely that he said that. And that you
believed him.
Lovejoy: Now, Helen, let us not glory in Homer's binge-drinking. There
but for the grace of God goes Marge herself.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
