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• Heredity is what sets the parents of a teen-ager wondering about each other. -- Laurence J. Pete
• Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Consider that a divorce.
• When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling, the first thing to be bought will be the legislators.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
  Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi....