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• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
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• A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
• Seven: " Dad, what's retirement?" Al: " It's when a woman marries and a man die
• Just wait and see. The time will come when all men rise like one, marries two women and chains one of the to the stove and the other one to the bed.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche...
• A man who enters into marriage thinking he will educate his wife is guilty of the same stupidity as a wife who enters into marriage thinking she will reform her new husband.
  Both of these folks are in for a lot of reform and a good deal of education, but it may not be as helpful as they thought....
• When an old man marries a young wife, he grows younger - but she grows older.
• A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.