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• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's "Excalibur".
  The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain. And that rare first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it....
• What is thy name, faire maid?" quoth he. "Penelophon, O King!
  quoth she. -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- King Cophetua and the Beggar-maid...
• He that would not when he might, He shall not when he wolda.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- The Friar of Orders Gray...
• ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
  I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot....
• The blinded boy that shootes so trim, From heaven downe did hie.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- King Cophetua and the Beggar-maid...
• Every white will have its blacke, And every sweet its soure.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Reliques of Ancient Poetry, Sir Cauline...
• FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
  Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....