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• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• CONCORDE: Quickly, sir, come this way! LAUNCELOT: No!
  It's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ....
• FATHER: Did you kill all those guards? LAUNCELOT
  Yes ... I'm very sorry ... FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each!...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
  Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
  . (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...