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When In Doubt, Have Two Guys Come Through The Door With Guns. -- Raymond Chandle
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When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
-- Raymond Chandler
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Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
The streets were dark with something more than night. -- Raymond Chandle
Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers.
.. Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves....
Down at the drug-store lunch counter I had time to inhale two cups of coffee and a melted cheese sandwhich with two slivers of ersatz bacon embedded in i
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When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....