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• When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns. -- Raymond Chandle
• No innocent man buys a gun and no happy man writes his memoirs.
  -- Raymond Duff Payne -- (from "Lake Wobegon Days" by Garrison Keillor)...
• I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• Never trust a man who praises compassion while pointing a gun at you. -- Eric S. Raymond
• Homer: {Twenty-one? Do that card counting thing again.
  Come on: do it again.} Raymond: {Definitely have to leave the table....
• The streets were dark with something more than night. -- Raymond Chandle
• I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another man riding on a camel.
  When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water....
• Man: Now don't you fret. When I'm through, he won't set foot in this town again.
  I can be very, _very_ persuasive. [reloads his gun] [Scene change to a bar] Ma...