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When I Said We, Officer, I Was Referring To Myself, The Four Young Ladies, And, Of Course, The Goat.
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When I said we, officer, I was referring to myself, the four young
ladies, and, of course, the goat.
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When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
-- Paul Erdo...
When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.
When I was young, we had to carve our taglines from WOOD.
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
-- Franklyn Ajaye...