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When I Was Young, My Position Was: Dynamite. It Was Only Later That I Realized That This Sort Of Thing Cannot Be Rushed.
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When I was young, my position was: dynamite. It was only later that I
realized that this sort of thing cannot be rushed. It must rot away like a
diseased member.
-- Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), on the churches.
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Who says I am not under the special protection of God? -- Adolf Hitle
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing--tender, sweet, and stupid.
-- Adolf Hitler (1889-1945)...
If I can send the flower of the German nation into the hell of war without the smallest pity for the shedding of precious German blood
hen surely I have the right to remove millions of an inferior race that breeds like vermin....
When Hitler attacked the Jews I was not a Jew, therefore, I was not concerned.
And when Hitler attacked the Catholics, I was not a Catholic, and therefore, I was not concerned....
Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
Here's a letter from Mrs. Jerome Whatsis from West Jesus, North Dakota.
She says, "Dear Sir: I don't know what I would do without satire....
Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing. -- Tom Baker, INVASION OF TIME
You know Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
-- Homer, "Moaning Lisa...
Theater, art, literature, cinema... must be cleansed of all manifestations of our rotting world.
.. -- Adolf Hitle...