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When My Friend John King Was Staying With Us, He Broke His Newly Capped Front Tooth So He Went To My Dentist.
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When my friend John King was staying with us, he broke his
newly capped front tooth so he went to my dentist. The
receptionist filled in his details as follows:
Name: King, John
Complaint: Crown came off.
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