At The Retirement Center For Senior Citizens, Wrinkle City, If Everyone Happens To Smile At Once It's Automatically Declared Halloween.

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At the retirement center for senior citizens, Wrinkle City, if everyone
happens to smile at once it's automatically declared Halloween. The
residents are so elderly it's considered a good deed for a Boy Scout to
help an old lady cross her legs.
-- Pat McCormick

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