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When Working On A Project, If You Put Away A Tool That You're Certain You're Finished With, You Will Need It Instantly.
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When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain
you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
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When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
To fly away you need a way!
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!