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When You Ask For A Ballpark Estimate On The Cost Of Repairing The Car, It Is A Bad Omen When The Mechanic Falls To The Floor In Hysterical Laughter.
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When you ask for a ballpark estimate on the cost of repairing the car, it
is a bad omen when the mechanic falls to the floor in hysterical laughter.
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