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When You Leave College, You Face A Severe Adjustment, From Senior Status To Freshman In The Job Market.
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When you leave college, you face a severe adjustment, from senior status to
freshman in the job market.
Related:
You have reached "Senior Master" status.
It is indeed a great idea to work your way through college with a job, and it is even better if the job is still there when you graduate.
What is status? Status is when the President calls you for your opinion.
Uh, no... Status is when the President calls you in to discuss a problem with him....
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice?
Don't you have a cat?...
Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
College students should be encouraged to pursue subjects that interest them rather than seek programs that promise entry into the job market.
Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
New Status Symbol For The 90's A Job....
Ferenghi: pn.* A college freshman after his first beer.