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  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
• Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a sex-change operation.
  As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels....
• Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
  She didn't know what was eating her....
• Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
• Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink coat, she got one, and now she can't button it up.
• 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...
• Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no climatic zones.
  She blows hot and cold....
• Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.