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• When your Beer goes flat, you throw it out.
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your stomach.
  Never get up from the table with an inward, silent apology for being a pig. -- Coco Chanel...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• How to eat chocloate chip cookies like a child: Half-sit, half-lie on the bed, propped up by a pillow.
  Read a book. Place cookies next to you on the sheet so that crumbs get in the bed....
• If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The long narrow road stretched out before her like a string of cheese from a hot pepperoni pizza (you know
  he kind that is just out of the oven and much too hot to eat but you bite into it anyway and it burns you and leaves little bits of seared flesh dangling from the roof of your mouth that you tongue gingerly for the next week) in the early morning light....
• Your back goes out more than you do