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  -- Jim Samuels to a heckler Ah, yes. I remember my first beer....
• Raise your IQ - Eat Mensans.
• Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
  A: His ass....
• When in doubt, sell it!
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• What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
  His ass. What's the second-to-last thing to go through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?...
• One of the considerations in the formula for any pizza is that it be made so that the sticky side, when it slips out of your hand, will be the side that hits the expensive carpet first.
• Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.
• A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.