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Q: What's The Last Thing That Goes Through A Grasshopper's Mind When He Hits Your Windshield?
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Q: What's the last thing that goes through
a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
A: His ass.
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An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.