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What's The Last Thing That Goes Through A Grasshopper's Mind When He Hits Your Windshield?
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What's the last thing that goes
through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
His ass.
What's the second-to-last thing to go
through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
Oh, SHIT!!
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