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• Commandant: Well, cadets, it's been a great year. You've all worked very hard developing academic skills and general killing skills.
  Bart: [aside to Lisa] My killing teacher says I'm a natural....
• DEATH WISH: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
• If it ain't broken, you haven't been using it to its full potential.
• Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves?
  Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance....
• James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life
  "If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general....
• News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point on the compass, then it is a class publication and not news.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli...
• Now's the time to have some big ideas Now's the time to make some firm decisions We saw the Buddha in a bar down south Talking politics and nuclear fission We see him and he's all washed up -- Moving on into the body of a beetle Getting ready for a long long crawl He ain't nothing -- he ain't nothing at all.
  .. Death and Money make their point once more In the shape of Philosophical assassins Mark and Danny take the bus uptown Deadly angels for reality and passion Have the courage of the here and now Don't taking nothing from the half-baked buddhas When you think you got it paid in full You got nothing -- you got nothing at all....
• The cup goes round: And who so artful as to put it by!
  'T is long since Death had the majority....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...