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• You wouldn't only sell your grandmother, you'd send her C.O.D.!
• You are in a room with a hugh oak table with curious carvings around the the edges.
  On the wall to the west is a tapestry depicting a great battle battle where the elves were able to defeat the Necromancer, but their greatest greatest weapon was broken into four pieces....
• Forget reading the bulletins, call the SysOp voice!
• Stay away from Russia. If you go to Moscow you'll get yourself arrested and end up in the salt mines.
  -- Nicholas Daniloff's grandmother (to her grandson)...
• You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
  She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneri...
• I posted my joke.
• Teacher: "Dara and her brother found themselves in the land of Targus, where the ruler, Eliamos the Magnificent, had proclaimed his law, 'No children will be tolerated within the great kingdom.
  ' When Dara saw the proclamation she just laughed, and said, 'How magnificent a ruler, to be frightened by the likes of us!...
• Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche.
  A cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea....