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A Typical Quimmty Old Hag Who Spread These Vile Ruperts Was Mrs.
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A typical quimmty old hag who spread these vile ruperts was Mrs.
Weatherby -- a widow by her first husbands.
-- John Lennon
Related:
...And Then the world will be as one. -- John Lenno
Genius is pain. -- John Lenno
HAG, n. An elderly lady whom you do not happen to like
ometimes called, also, a hen, or cat. Old witches, sorceresses, etc....
Is that a gun Yoko?" - John Lennon -- Famous Last Word
You smash it... and I'll build around it. -- John Lenno
Her wit was more than man, her innocence a child. -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Elegy on Mrs.
Killegrew, Line 70...
Dweller in yon dungeon dark, Hangman of creation, mark!
Who in widow weeds appears, Laden with unhonoured years, Noosing with care a bursting purse, Baited with many a deadly curse?...
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
-- John Dennis (1657-1734) -- The Gentleman's Magazine, Vol. li, Page 324...
Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.