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• What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither goest thou?
  Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? -- Jack Kerouac...
• Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham--obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am.
• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• What thou bid'st Unargued I obey; so God ordains: God is thy law
  hou mine: to know no more Is Woman's happiest knowledge, and her Praise. -- Milto...
• High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
  Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
• Thy people shall be willing in the day of thy power, in the beauties of holiness from the womb of the morning
  hou hast the dew of thy youth. -- Old Testament -- Psalm cx, 3...
• And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
  in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....